Privacy Policy

Last updated: 3/10/2025(in this timeline, at least 😉)

TL;DR: We respect your privacy like we respect historical facts (which is actually quite a lot, despite our creative storytelling!)

1. Information We Collect 🔍

We collect:

  • Basic analytics data (to see which alternative histories are the most mind-blowing)
  • Your email if you subscribe (we promise not to send it to any historical figures)
  • Comments and interactions (because we love hearing your “what if” ideas)

2. How We Use Your Information 🎯

Your information helps us:

  • Improve our historical plot twists
  • Send you new stories (if you've subscribed)
  • Understand which alternate histories you enjoy most
  • Ensure our AI doesn't accidentally create a time paradox

3. Data Security 🔒

We protect your data with the same dedication that we put into our historical research. Your information is encrypted and secured, unlike those ancient scrolls that keep getting lost to history.

4. Cookies 🍪

Yes, we use cookies (the digital kind, not the ones Marie Antoinette supposedly talked about). They help us remember your preferences and provide a better browsing experience.

5. Contact Us ✉️

Questions about privacy? Contact us through our website. We promise a faster response time than a message in a bottle from the 18th century.

Note: While we may take creative liberties with history, we take your privacy very seriously. All the fun stuff aside, we comply with relevant data protection regulations and best practices.