Terms & Conditions

Last updated: 3/10/2025(according to our current timeline's calendar)

1. The Basics 📜

By using WhatIfHistoria, you agree to:

• Enjoy our historically inaccurate (but entertaining) content
• Accept that any resemblance to actual historical events is both intentional and twisted
• Not use our stories as source material for your history exam
• Have a sense of humor (this is mandatory!)

2. Content Guidelines 📝

When interacting with our site (comments, submissions, etc.), please:

• Keep it family-friendly (like a PG-13 version of history)
• Be respectful to others (even if they think Caesar would've loved TikTok)
• Don't spam (not even with historically accurate spam)
• Avoid sharing actual state secrets (we deal in fictional ones only)

3. Intellectual Property 💡

Our content is protected by copyright, just like the Declaration of Independence (but with more jokes). You can share our stories (please do!), but remember to:

• Credit WhatIfHistoria when sharing
• Not claim our alternative histories as your own
• Ask permission before translating our content into ancient Latin

4. Disclaimer ⚠️

We feel compelled to mention that:

• Our stories are works of fiction (yes, even the one about Tesla's pet dinosaur)
• We cannot be held responsible for any temporal paradoxes
• No historical figures were harmed in the making of these stories
• Results may vary across parallel universes

5. Changes to Terms 🔄

We reserve the right to change these terms faster than you can say “Renaissance fair.” We'll notify you of any changes, probably not by carrier pigeon.